Horse Jokes
This page has been created by one of our Easter Egg Competition winners!!!
Q. Where do you take a sick horse?
A. To the HORSEPITAL!!!
Q. Why is horse racing so romantic?
A. Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Q. What goes 'clip'?
A. A one-legged horse!
Q. Why did the girl run around neighing and whinnying?
A. Because she had a hoarse throat!
Will be updated with more jokes soon!!!
If you have any horsey jokes please send it to [email protected] or floralilysarah.yahoo.com.au